John Crouse & Jim Leftwich
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY FIVE
hamas hamburger manhandle: “so all the”
jihad mother hotplate: “the carrying away”
kissing cousin bloodbath: “now the birth”
bleed to papa: “then her husband”
grandmothers internal organs: “but while he”
colonization homesick blues: “thy wife for”
dumbstruck ass thumb: “and she shall”
christians buy love: “now all this”
splat children spatula: “behold a virgin”
father nose death: “then being raised”
crater palestian area: “and knew her”
byebye won today: “now when jesus.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY SIX
photographs obstructs constructs: “saying where is”
increase or growth: “when the king”
choice of desserts: “and when he”
likely to explode: “and they said”
communicate sadness without: “and thou in”
nigerian talking drum: “then when he”
without traffic lights: “and he sent”
catching the beetle: “and worship him”
costing a lot: “when they had”
ethiopian bowl lyre: “when they saw”
thought and reason: “and when they”
without using words: “their treasures they.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY SEVEN
needless injection hastily: “and being warned”
hastily navigates urgently: “and when they”
urgently nearsighted negatively: “into and be”
negatively mysterious hazardously: “when he arose”
hazardously forlorn fiendishly: “and was there”
fiendishly cockpit searchingly: “then when he”
searchingly rectify paternally: “all the coasts”
paternally opaque mechanically: “then was fulfilled”
mechanically hankering fluently: “in was there”
fluently compulsory additionally: “but when was”
additionally shipwreck obediently: “saying arise and.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT
ask plaid laugh: “in those days”
ate pay break: “and saying repent”
veil weigh obey: “for this is”
swan ah haunt: “and the same”
heart spot all: “then went out”
autumn awful long: “and were baptized”
broad door cough: “but when he”
every heavy their: “wrath to come”
leopard friend any: “bring forth therefore”
aerosol said says: “and think not”
prayer bury equal: “and now also”
eat eel receive: “the holy ghost.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY NINE
people key machine: “then was jesus”
field algae phoenix: “and when he”
ill pier hear: “and when the”
been weird women: “but he answered”
busy buid hymn: “then the devil”
kite tie sigh: “and saith unto”
height eye aisle: “then saith jesus”
buy fly rye: “then the devil”
open oat toe: “now when jesus”
soul though grow: “and leaving he”
sew plateau mauve: “that it might”
summer son flood: “the land of.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY
does double lunar: “the people which”
tool move shoe: “from that time”
soup blue fruit: “and jesus walking”
maneuver through threw: “and he saith”
wood would turn: “and they straightway”
germ heard bird: “and going on”
worm courage myrtle: “and he called”
ago agent pencil: “and they immediately”
atom circus moist: “and jesus went”
boy bouy mouth: “disease among the”
bough now oh: “and his fame”
rub rubber chair: “possessed with devils.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY ONE
a ai au: “and seeing the”
ay ea ei: “and he opened”
eigh ey et: “blessed are the”
a ah au: “blessed are they”
aw o oa: “blessed are the”
oo ou e: “blessed are they”
ea ei eo: “blessed are the”
ie a ae: “blessed are the”
ai ay aye: “blessed are the”
u e ea: “blessed are they”
ee ei o: “blessed are ye”
a ah au: “rejoice and be.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY TWO
u ui y: “ye are the”
i ie igh: “trodden under foot”
ei ey ai: “ye are the”
uy y ye: “neither do men”
o a ah: “let your light”
au ea o: “think not that”
oa oo ou: “for verily say”
aw au u: “whosoever therefore shall”
a o oa: “whosoever shall do”
oe ou ough: “for say unto”
ow ew eau: “ye have heard”
au u o: “but say unto.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY THREE
as in bed: “shall be in”
as in chin: “therefore if thou”
as in dog: “leave there thy”
as in fall: “agree with thine”
as in get: “the officer and”
as in help: “verily say unto”
as in jump: “ye have heard”
as in kiss: “but say unto”
as in leg: “and if thy”
as in meat: “body should be”
as in nose: “and if thy”
as in ring: “should be cast.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY FOUR
as in put: “take heed that”
as in red: “therefore when thou”
as in see: “men verily say”
as in pleasure: “but when thou”
as in she: “that thine alms”
as in top: “and when thou”
as in vat: “be seen of”
as in wish: “but thou when”
as in yard: “shall reward thee”
as in zebra: “but when ye”
as in jefferson: “be not ye”
as in china: “after this manner.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY FIVE
swimming syllable rubbing: “thy kingdom come”
squeeze nigeria delightful: “give us this”
nipping ninjas niches: “and forgive us”
intend insulation delegation: “and lead us”
spotless investigating seaweed: “for if ye”
protective dimensions scenery: “but if ye”
mercenary gasoline cockroach: “moreover when ye”
alcoholism vigor tights: “you they have”
smog shakespeare gout: “but thou when”
lollipop longitude disposable: “that thou appear”
rump quiz porthole: “lay not up”
overland mastiff handcuff: “but lay up.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY SIX
timer sane provision: “for where your”
prude mental ingrown: “the light of”
handshake tulip sundae: “but if thine”
sect outwit epoch: “no man can”
erase strive spinal: “therefore say unto”
slice overthrow melody: “more than meat”
memorial intercom graft: “behold the fowls”
gasp erode busybody: “which of you”
times bobwhite afganistan: “and why take”
navajo swell prod: “and yet say”
lumber truant sieve: “wherefore if god”
speech roast proofread: “therefore take no.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY SEVEN
hyphenated disobedience dissatisfies: “when he was”
constitutional scapegoat portioning: “and behold there”
malignant commonwealth toothpaste: “and jesus put”
spontaneous pterodactyl sandblast: “and jesus saith”
partnership mathematics justification: “and when jesus”
heartbroken geographical eyeglasses: “and saying my”
patrolman patriotism fisherman: “and jesus saith”
articulating anthropological sympathetically: “the centurion answered”
subordination pollinating overloading: “for am a”
forefingers marionette interpretations: “this and he”
stammering consolidated disappointments: “when jesus heard”
memorizing rotational pardoning: “and say unto.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY EIGHT
b bb ch: “but the children”
tch t ti: “and jesus said”
tie cz d: “and when jesus”
dd ed f: “and he touched”
ff gh ph: “when the even”
ig g gg: “that it might”
d di dg: “now when jesus”
dj k ik: “and a certain”
c cc ch: “and jesus saith”
kh ck cqu: “and another of”
cu qu q: “but jesus said”
que l ll: “and when he.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY NINE
able to express: “judge not that”
hear the doorbell: “for with what”
in boldface type: “and why beholdest”
to give variety: “or how wilt”
senses are numbered: “thou hypocrite first”
following the label: “give not that”
the meaning shared: “ask and it”
sense to which: “for every one”
the same meaning: “or what man”
appearance of being: “or if he”
traffic jam vexed: “if ye then”
almost the same: “therefore all things.”
hamas hamburger manhandle: “so all the”
jihad mother hotplate: “the carrying away”
kissing cousin bloodbath: “now the birth”
bleed to papa: “then her husband”
grandmothers internal organs: “but while he”
colonization homesick blues: “thy wife for”
dumbstruck ass thumb: “and she shall”
christians buy love: “now all this”
splat children spatula: “behold a virgin”
father nose death: “then being raised”
crater palestian area: “and knew her”
byebye won today: “now when jesus.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY SIX
photographs obstructs constructs: “saying where is”
increase or growth: “when the king”
choice of desserts: “and when he”
likely to explode: “and they said”
communicate sadness without: “and thou in”
nigerian talking drum: “then when he”
without traffic lights: “and he sent”
catching the beetle: “and worship him”
costing a lot: “when they had”
ethiopian bowl lyre: “when they saw”
thought and reason: “and when they”
without using words: “their treasures they.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY SEVEN
needless injection hastily: “and being warned”
hastily navigates urgently: “and when they”
urgently nearsighted negatively: “into and be”
negatively mysterious hazardously: “when he arose”
hazardously forlorn fiendishly: “and was there”
fiendishly cockpit searchingly: “then when he”
searchingly rectify paternally: “all the coasts”
paternally opaque mechanically: “then was fulfilled”
mechanically hankering fluently: “in was there”
fluently compulsory additionally: “but when was”
additionally shipwreck obediently: “saying arise and.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT
ask plaid laugh: “in those days”
ate pay break: “and saying repent”
veil weigh obey: “for this is”
swan ah haunt: “and the same”
heart spot all: “then went out”
autumn awful long: “and were baptized”
broad door cough: “but when he”
every heavy their: “wrath to come”
leopard friend any: “bring forth therefore”
aerosol said says: “and think not”
prayer bury equal: “and now also”
eat eel receive: “the holy ghost.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY NINE
people key machine: “then was jesus”
field algae phoenix: “and when he”
ill pier hear: “and when the”
been weird women: “but he answered”
busy buid hymn: “then the devil”
kite tie sigh: “and saith unto”
height eye aisle: “then saith jesus”
buy fly rye: “then the devil”
open oat toe: “now when jesus”
soul though grow: “and leaving he”
sew plateau mauve: “that it might”
summer son flood: “the land of.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY
does double lunar: “the people which”
tool move shoe: “from that time”
soup blue fruit: “and jesus walking”
maneuver through threw: “and he saith”
wood would turn: “and they straightway”
germ heard bird: “and going on”
worm courage myrtle: “and he called”
ago agent pencil: “and they immediately”
atom circus moist: “and jesus went”
boy bouy mouth: “disease among the”
bough now oh: “and his fame”
rub rubber chair: “possessed with devils.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY ONE
a ai au: “and seeing the”
ay ea ei: “and he opened”
eigh ey et: “blessed are the”
a ah au: “blessed are they”
aw o oa: “blessed are the”
oo ou e: “blessed are they”
ea ei eo: “blessed are the”
ie a ae: “blessed are the”
ai ay aye: “blessed are the”
u e ea: “blessed are they”
ee ei o: “blessed are ye”
a ah au: “rejoice and be.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY TWO
u ui y: “ye are the”
i ie igh: “trodden under foot”
ei ey ai: “ye are the”
uy y ye: “neither do men”
o a ah: “let your light”
au ea o: “think not that”
oa oo ou: “for verily say”
aw au u: “whosoever therefore shall”
a o oa: “whosoever shall do”
oe ou ough: “for say unto”
ow ew eau: “ye have heard”
au u o: “but say unto.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY THREE
as in bed: “shall be in”
as in chin: “therefore if thou”
as in dog: “leave there thy”
as in fall: “agree with thine”
as in get: “the officer and”
as in help: “verily say unto”
as in jump: “ye have heard”
as in kiss: “but say unto”
as in leg: “and if thy”
as in meat: “body should be”
as in nose: “and if thy”
as in ring: “should be cast.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY FOUR
as in put: “take heed that”
as in red: “therefore when thou”
as in see: “men verily say”
as in pleasure: “but when thou”
as in she: “that thine alms”
as in top: “and when thou”
as in vat: “be seen of”
as in wish: “but thou when”
as in yard: “shall reward thee”
as in zebra: “but when ye”
as in jefferson: “be not ye”
as in china: “after this manner.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY FIVE
swimming syllable rubbing: “thy kingdom come”
squeeze nigeria delightful: “give us this”
nipping ninjas niches: “and forgive us”
intend insulation delegation: “and lead us”
spotless investigating seaweed: “for if ye”
protective dimensions scenery: “but if ye”
mercenary gasoline cockroach: “moreover when ye”
alcoholism vigor tights: “you they have”
smog shakespeare gout: “but thou when”
lollipop longitude disposable: “that thou appear”
rump quiz porthole: “lay not up”
overland mastiff handcuff: “but lay up.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY SIX
timer sane provision: “for where your”
prude mental ingrown: “the light of”
handshake tulip sundae: “but if thine”
sect outwit epoch: “no man can”
erase strive spinal: “therefore say unto”
slice overthrow melody: “more than meat”
memorial intercom graft: “behold the fowls”
gasp erode busybody: “which of you”
times bobwhite afganistan: “and why take”
navajo swell prod: “and yet say”
lumber truant sieve: “wherefore if god”
speech roast proofread: “therefore take no.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY SEVEN
hyphenated disobedience dissatisfies: “when he was”
constitutional scapegoat portioning: “and behold there”
malignant commonwealth toothpaste: “and jesus put”
spontaneous pterodactyl sandblast: “and jesus saith”
partnership mathematics justification: “and when jesus”
heartbroken geographical eyeglasses: “and saying my”
patrolman patriotism fisherman: “and jesus saith”
articulating anthropological sympathetically: “the centurion answered”
subordination pollinating overloading: “for am a”
forefingers marionette interpretations: “this and he”
stammering consolidated disappointments: “when jesus heard”
memorizing rotational pardoning: “and say unto.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY EIGHT
b bb ch: “but the children”
tch t ti: “and jesus said”
tie cz d: “and when jesus”
dd ed f: “and he touched”
ff gh ph: “when the even”
ig g gg: “that it might”
d di dg: “now when jesus”
dj k ik: “and a certain”
c cc ch: “and jesus saith”
kh ck cqu: “and another of”
cu qu q: “but jesus said”
que l ll: “and when he.”
ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY NINE
able to express: “judge not that”
hear the doorbell: “for with what”
in boldface type: “and why beholdest”
to give variety: “or how wilt”
senses are numbered: “thou hypocrite first”
following the label: “give not that”
the meaning shared: “ask and it”
sense to which: “for every one”
the same meaning: “or what man”
appearance of being: “or if he”
traffic jam vexed: “if ye then”
almost the same: “therefore all things.”
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